Let's say you have an opportunity for your husband to raid a craft store that's going out of business and you can take WHATEVER you want. Amigurumi-makers out there, you can score eyeballs!!! There are patterns galore, doll parts, artsy stuff, there's fake flowers and little birdies and goodness only knows what!
Now, let's say you are mother to a toddler and a nursing infant, so you feel that rummaging around a giant warehouse searching for elusive craft treasures, with your weens in tow, isn't exactly your idea of fun, so off you send your husband with the hopes of scoring amazing things! Fabulous things! Things you can craft to your heart's extent with, and hopefully sell some of what you got and make piles and piles of money!!!!
Enter reality, stage left.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you correctly....You brought home what?
Oh, these super wicker baby booties. Aren't they nifty! I am pretty sure there are people ready to line up at our door, begging to buy these!! I got about a million of them!!!!
To do what with?
Oh, I don't know, crafty stuff. Come on, there's lots of things you can do with these. Everybody is going to want them.
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****note**** When given the task to raid a warehouse full of crafting goodness, Do Not Send Husbands. In his defense, he was not alone in making these decisions. Another husband was with him. Oh, and one more note, The Mister has probably never actually used the word "nifty". Creative license.
Many years later....ask me how many of these baby booties we have sold....Hmmmmm....about 36, because we had a yard sale last week and I practically begged people to take them off my hands.
To give you an idea how small they are. The cup next to the booty is a plastic cup you would give a child when at a picnic. Very small. Now, this doesn't mean these booties aren't totally cute and could be completely useful...just, you have to be the right person. AKA somebody who is throwing a baby shower and wants to use them as favors, filled with candy. Or somebody who knows somebody who's having a baby and wants to attach them to the present as a cute touch. You could even attach them to a baby's Christmas present. Very cute, just....not many people need miniature wicker baby booties.
I'll show you what I made with them, to give my people at the yard sale an idea of what can be done, tomorrow. I am also going to host a contest in the next month or so to see what ideas you out there in blogville come up with. The prize will be GRAND!!! (probably a box of baby booties for your own use.) Stay tuned for details.
If you, yes you reading this blog, want some, please contact me. I am more than happy to sell you some and ship them to your location. Cheap.
Thanks for reading!
Now, let's say you are mother to a toddler and a nursing infant, so you feel that rummaging around a giant warehouse searching for elusive craft treasures, with your weens in tow, isn't exactly your idea of fun, so off you send your husband with the hopes of scoring amazing things! Fabulous things! Things you can craft to your heart's extent with, and hopefully sell some of what you got and make piles and piles of money!!!!
Enter reality, stage left.
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you correctly....You brought home what?
Oh, these super wicker baby booties. Aren't they nifty! I am pretty sure there are people ready to line up at our door, begging to buy these!! I got about a million of them!!!!
To do what with?
Oh, I don't know, crafty stuff. Come on, there's lots of things you can do with these. Everybody is going to want them.
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Right....
****note**** When given the task to raid a warehouse full of crafting goodness, Do Not Send Husbands. In his defense, he was not alone in making these decisions. Another husband was with him. Oh, and one more note, The Mister has probably never actually used the word "nifty". Creative license.
Many years later....ask me how many of these baby booties we have sold....Hmmmmm....about 36, because we had a yard sale last week and I practically begged people to take them off my hands.
To give you an idea how small they are. The cup next to the booty is a plastic cup you would give a child when at a picnic. Very small. Now, this doesn't mean these booties aren't totally cute and could be completely useful...just, you have to be the right person. AKA somebody who is throwing a baby shower and wants to use them as favors, filled with candy. Or somebody who knows somebody who's having a baby and wants to attach them to the present as a cute touch. You could even attach them to a baby's Christmas present. Very cute, just....not many people need miniature wicker baby booties.
I'll show you what I made with them, to give my people at the yard sale an idea of what can be done, tomorrow. I am also going to host a contest in the next month or so to see what ideas you out there in blogville come up with. The prize will be GRAND!!! (probably a box of baby booties for your own use.) Stay tuned for details.
If you, yes you reading this blog, want some, please contact me. I am more than happy to sell you some and ship them to your location. Cheap.
Thanks for reading!
Heather
Okay...super funny!! First of all, I can't believe your husband even ventured into that place, let alone brought anything home. My husband would have avoided that place like the plague!! I love that you have scads of them. :)
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Omg girl you are soooooo funny! And ummmm well all I can say...is this.... What were you thinking sending R????? Seriously!!!!! I would have dragged everyone with me and made them suffer while I scored bargains galore! And goodness those things are tiny hahaha - I didnt realise. Cant wait to see what you did with them xxxx
ReplyDeletewould candies even fit in there? :) that's a funny story for sure
ReplyDeleteHilarious! I love that your husband went to the crafting warehouse and that is what he came home with. Maybe some husband some place is reading your blog, will contact you and then surprise his wife with some wicker baby booties :). I can't wait to see what you made to inspired sales!
ReplyDeleteLMBO!!! But you know I want some of these....I have a plan!
ReplyDeleteHow funny!! I do believe men really are from Mars and he just thought they were alien shoes, oh who can figure them out? You want to ask him, haven't you been paying attention to all of my projects?? But the best part is... that he actually went TO the craft warehouse for YOU. That is the sign of a great husband!! Looking forward to the bootie project:) (That probably didn't sound right, but you know what I mean)
ReplyDeleteJust for reference...the ad just below the comment box is for Zoosk so I can browse singles. So exciting! I can find out who's interested in me.
ReplyDeleteThe Mister is so good to you. Also I expect him to use the word "nifty" the next time I make a batch of my delightful beans.
Oh soooo funny!! I hate to think what my hubby would have come home with. But they are totally adorable. And seriously, I would make a wind chime, because I make everything into a wind chime these days. I've got it all figured out.... well kinda sorta.
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny. I am pretty sure my hubby would have come home empty handed though so you are kinda lucky.......Very nifty! Cheers.
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